Shine On You Crazy Diamond

On the radio they’re talking about beards and if people like them. A guy called up and he said it’s up to guys if they want to grow them. The female presenter said “so how would you feel if woman wanted to grow armpit hair?” And I expected him to be grossed out but he took it in his stride and said “I wouldn’t have a problem because it’s her body and up to her” ahh faith


bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

grimshws:

omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

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pinklady-lemonade:

The Night Stalker

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart)


knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.


dickofbutts:

the winner